After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

 

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: "California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

 

One week later, "Moose Jaw Times Herald", a local newspaper in Saskatchewan reported the following:

 

"After digging as deep as 30 meters in sagebrush fields near Moose Jaw, Ole Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Ole has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Saskatchewan had already gone wireless."

 

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to

put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the

mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had

nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye

contact After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's

go to my apartment,..... I hear someone coming.'

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against

it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts;

they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and

solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the

best part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard

someone coming.... that was me!

“Now, we have a $200,000.00 house, a $50,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a 50" plasma screen TV… but I’m sleeping with a 53-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

     Now Carol is a very reasonable woman . She told me to go out and find a hot 23 year-old blonde and she would make sure that I would once again be “living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.”