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    December 17

    Seasons Greetings

        I wanted to post this to all my friends that visit here once in a while. When im home from sugery i will have more time to spend on my space.
     
          Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!! 
    December 07

    Time out for a Joke??

    Sitting together on a train traveling through the Canadian Rockies were a fellow from Western Canada, a fellow from Quebec, a little old lady and a young blonde girl with large breasts. 

     

    The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap.  When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a bright red hand print on his cheek.  No one speaks.

    The little old lady thinks:  The fellow from Quebec must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

    The blonde girl thinks:  That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

    The fellow from Quebec thinks:  That fellow from Western Canada must have groped the blonde in the dark.  She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

    The fellow from Western Canada thinks:  I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that asshole from Quebec again.