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March 22 IM off for a while Just a quick note .... im off on a 10 day holiday. I will be back on April Fools ...i mean April First.lol Take Care.. March 20 A Little HumorSigns showing you might be from Canada... You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. You drink Pop, not Soda. You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!" You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Michael J. Fox, John Candy, William Shatner, Tom Green, Matthew Perry, Mike Myers, Neve Campbell, Pamela Anderson Lee & many more, are Canadians. You know that the CEO of American Airlines is a Canadian. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed". Your local newspaper covers national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?" You say "aboot" instead of "about" You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!!! And then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them... further! March 18 The Table..Under The Table Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. March 17 Missing YOU Usually i sit here on a saturday morning after i have put the coffee on. I check my emails, visit a few friends on thier spaces, maybe talk to one of our kids and wait for carol to wakeup,shower and greet me with a morning kiss. Thats not happening this morning. She is 2299 Km away from me. Visiting with her mom, our daughter Kristy.
Over the last year we have spent most of our time together. More then at any time sents we have known each other ... And thats a long time lol. They say that "abcents makes the heart go founder" I guess im feeling that this morning. The past few days have gone by quickly and i have been busy. Today i have nothing planned and this dam song i have playing for her is getting to me.
I decided not to make coffee this moring,ill go out and have a cup with a few of my friends. The weather looks nice so maybe ill take a drive out to the cottage this afternoon,spend the evening watching a hockey game.
Before i go i have to add something for you. I hope this puts a smile on your face.
Take Care ~Hugs~
TO BE 6 AGAIN A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, Observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she' d like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was. Five hours Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being six again ? ? Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!! The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong. March 16 OHHH Deer!!! The Hunter Sunday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my shotgun and the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to load the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to Carol's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out hunting in that shit?" March 14 Rules For WomenThis is a list of rules that guys wished women knew... (In response to the popular "A Woman's 50 Rules for Men") 1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship." 7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 8. Dogs are better than cats. 9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. 11. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 12. You have enough clothes. 13. You have too many shoes. 14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. 15. Your brother is an idiot. 16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 18. Share the bathroom 19. Share the closet. 20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning. 23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. 24. Check your oil. 25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 29. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 30. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both. 35. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 36. Don't make 50 rules when 36 will do. March 11 I was thinking..."Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at."
Can you think of any others??? Unhappy Pharmacist Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing. The pharmacist is perplexed but doesn't give it a second thought. The next day the same guy walks in laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing. March 10 Count Down begins!!! Well im ticking off the days left before we leave to golf for 10 days. We have booked our fight and all the golf courses we plan on playing. If the weather cooperates we will play 8 rounds of golf. Our tee times are all morning rounds so it gives us the opportunity to play a second round if we like the course.
I have been checking on the weather around Myrtle Beach and the highs have been in the high 60s and low 70s for the day. If we get that kind of weather i will be happy. The time changes today in South Carolina and that will mean we get a extra hour of sunlight in the evening. That will make playing a second round in a day very possible. I have been working out a lot over the last month and a half as well as playing indoor golf at least 3 times a week. This i hope will put me in shape to play all the golf we have planned.
Wow our weather here sure has made a quick change for the better. Its been melting the last 3 days here and the high for tomorrow is a very nice +8c.
Well i better get going here. Im off to the gym this morning and have a busy weekend planned. My dad was 75 on thursday and my sister and brother are here for the weekend so we are taking mom and dad out for supper tonite. I want to go to the lake tomorrow and try and ice fish for a while and then in the evening we have a hockey game here in town.
Have a great weekend...C_Ya March 09 Fitness Fitness Thoughts....
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is! March 04 Weekend Outing Ok its sunday nite and after spending the weekend at the cottage i thought i should spend a little time and make a entry to my blog.
It was nice to be at the lake again after spending so much time there during the summer. It felt good to be at the cottage and light a fire and just sit enjoying the peace and quiet. I will post a few pics that i took this weekend. Some will show you just how much snow we have recieved this winter. Carol took a few pics as well of some of the trees and deer.
I spent sometime ice fishing, but didnt have much luck. I caught 3 one day and only one the next. We did have a meal one nite of fish and homemade fries. Carol has a pic of the lake and 3 ice fishing shacks. Im sitting in the one in the middle lol.
Im a little concerned about the snow on the roof of the cottage. As the pics show there is over 2 feet of snow up there and im sure its putting a lot of stress on the roof system. A lot of the snow up there will be of the wet and heavy type. Well im not going up there to shovel it off so unless i can talk carol into doing it , it will have to stay there tell it melts.
I hope to go out again for a couple of days before i leave for my golf trip. If we dont go out next weekend ill probably go out when carol is gone the weekend after the next. I wont have anyone here to look after me so ill do it at the lake by myself lol.
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