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June 25 Birthday Reminder!!! This week we celebrate a special birthday.
Monica Lewinsky turned 31.
Can you believe it?
It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth.
They grow up so fast, don't they? June 14 A quick update.. Ok today is my last workday for a week. We leave tomorrow morning for our golf trip into British Columbia. Its been very hectic around here this spring. I have hired 4 more workers and will have another starting in a week. The work has been rapidly adding up and i have committed myself to doing as much of it as possible. That means more workers and more time by me to run the business. (except for next week) lol. In the last week i have bid on close to 200 thousand dollars worth of work, so i better be committed. As carol often has told me "you just cant say NO". If thats the case then for the next few years before i quit working im going to ...as they say "Make Hay while the Sun Shines".
I have to visit a lot of my friends here when i return. I sorry i dont have as much time to spent here as i used too. But i still think of you and read your comments.
Enjoying life and What it brings...Garth :) June 12 Cowgirl?? A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels. The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired." June 10 One Year Later!! Its been one year and 4 days sents i had my hip surgery. I have to say its been well worth the few months of discomfort. Im back on the tools and my golf game has shown improvement. On Friday i managed a even par round of 72 and this morning in a light rain it was a score of 77. Having partied last night till after one in the morning and teeing it up at 7am ...
I see this morning that our daughter that lives in Prince Rupert has posted that she is out Salmon fishing. (Lucky Girl). My son and his girlfriend (Ashley) are out at the cottage and also went fishing Yesterday. We havent hear from them if they had caught any Walleye. Carol and i went fishing last weekend and carol had good luck and caught 4 Walleye and had 3 more that got away. I spent my time replacing minnow on her hook and placing her fish on the chain.
This afternoon will be a quiet one, with golf on the HDTV and my head on a pillow,on the couch. Looks like rain for the afternoon here and just a dreary day to spend indoors.
Take Care...:) June 01 A PANSY??? IM NOT A PANSY BECOUSE I ...
GIVE HER ONE OF MY T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN.
LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F MY FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYES WHEN I TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH MY HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS I D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKE SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL I SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN IM AROUND MY FRIENDS. TELL HER I LOVE HER EVEN WHEN SHE IS SWEARING AT ME. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN MY ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE ME BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR MY CL0THES. HANG 0UT WITH HER, WHEN SHE IS SAD LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F ME SHE WANTS. KISS HER IN THE RAIN. CALL HER EVERY NIGHT. TOLD HER I LOVED HER, WHEN I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER. L0VE HER LIKE I NEVER L0VED ANYONE BEF0RE. Fridays Joke :)Getting married My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day the little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm Going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned - frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. She pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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