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    April 26

    Jokes and Saskatchewan

     

     

    The owner of a golf course in Saskatchewan was confused about paying  an  invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
    He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the University of
      Saskatchewan and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000,  minus 14%, how much would you take off?'
    The secretary thought a moment, then replied, 'Everything but my
    earrings.'  

    (You gotta love those Saskatchewan women.}
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    A group of Saskatchewan friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
     for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
    staggering under the
     weight  of an eight-point buck. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked.  

    'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,' the successful hunter replied.
    'You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?' they
    inquired.
    'A tough call,' nodded the hunter. 'But I figured no one is going
    to
     steal Henry!'
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    A senior in Saskatchewan was overheard saying . 'When the end of
    the
     world, comes, I hope to be in Saskatchewan.'
    When asked why, he replied  he'd rather be in Saskatchewan because
    everything happens in Saskatchewan 20 years later than in the rest
    of the
     civilized world.
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    The young man from Saskatchewan came running into the store and
    said to
     his buddy, 'Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!'   Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was? '
    The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got the license
    number.'

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    NEWS FLASH! - Saskatchewan's worst air disaster occurred when a
    small
     two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of
    Saskatchewan
     students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today.
    Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and
    expect the
     number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
    The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery
    efforts.

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    The Saskatchewan RCMP pulled over a pickup on Highway 16.
    The RCMP officer asked, 'Got any ID?'
    The driver replied, 'Bout whut?
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    A man in Saskatchewan had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of
    the
       road,  and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. 


    A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
    turned
     around and went back.  He asked the fellow what the problem was.
    The man replied, 'I have a flat tire.'
    The passerby asked, 'But what's with the flowers?'
    The man responded, 'When you break down they tell you to put flares in
      the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it
    either.'

     

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    Fayewrote:
    Hi Garth, More morning chuckles as usual. Thanks
    Faye
    Apr. 29
    Linda Baileywrote:
    I'm gonna have to come there!!  LOL
    Apr. 27

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